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'Anthems for Misfits'



(Wormhole Death records - 2021)










MARK: 89/100




   

Prologue
   
Not to be confused with a 70's homonymous formation from Australia, Finland's Plastic Tears has existed since 1992 and its first album dates back to 1999. Several line-up, label changes and releases later, among which "Angels with Attitude", dropped 3 years before, the Helsinkian band is back with its fourth full-length, which sees the addition of a piano to the blend of Hanoi Rocks, Johnny Thunders, Ramones and the Clash, or if you prefer 70's Glam, Sleaze Rock, Hard Rock, Garage, Punk and Power Pop, with the addition of light hints of Dark Rock and occasionally Metal elements.


   

Package
   
The version in my hand is a CD copy with 6 signed inner pages of the 12-page booklet, along with 2 stickers and a pink with the logo and the writing ' Street Rock', a red heart and two crossed bones at the centre.
   

Visual aspect

   
The front cover artwork portrays the combo's logo and the title of the album high. Below is a photo of the 5-piece taken from a few metres below. The artists are on the roof of a factory shed, and the background shows the picture was taken during a cloudy day lifting the band's hairs and forcing a couple of them to hold their hats in place.

The gorgeous pages inside the booklet contain individual pics of the 5 guys with the lyrics to their side and their respective signatures, which makes me even proud to own this rare version of this 2021 release.

In the penultimate page are info on the songwriting, recording, mixing, mastering and the additional musicians that took part in this project.
In the last page the group appears again on an urban background abounding with graffiti, tags, painted industrial drums, and gigantic chain.

The disk features the band's logo, the title of the album and a rough white wall. Below that in the case there's a dedication from vocalist Miqu to his father.

The back side of the album artwork drawing up a list of the titles of the 12 tracks included in "Anthems for Misfits", as well as the record company's logo.
   

Trivia
   
The monicker comes from a response from the singer to the attack of some people who think rocker musicians with eyeliners aren't real.

Miqu lived in London for a few months in his youth and tried to start a band, but in the end he made it only when he flew back to his home country

This latest album title is not dedicated to the outfit Misfits, but to other misfits and outsiders who can relate to the Finnish band.

The lyrics and vocal melodies of "Radar Eyes" were changed in the studio.

Talking about small acts, Plastic Tears said they would love to tour with Sweden's Trench Dogs and the UK's Paradise Alley because 'they are the same tribe as us, which is rare nowadays'.
   

Lyrics
   


All the lyrics are composed by singer Miqu, whereas a choral work was done pertaining to the music composition and arrangements.
All of them deal with stories and situations often reflecting what happened in the world during the corona pandemic years, which are in detail as follows:

* a boy who regrets meeting a Doomsday girl as he finds out she's seriously messed his life up.
* a foolish girl reading sociology, criminology and psychology books thinking she could then save the world from the powerful wicked who rule the world hidden to create a New World Order, while we don't even know their names.
I personally loved this kind of topic, which I unfortunately find quite relevant to the present moment.
* a couple that survives a monster fighting with courage in a night apparently blessed by a starlit sky.
This might seem the plot for a typical monster B-movie, one of those in fashion in these last years.
* an ex-good girl who has embarked on a path of self-destruction, losing her innocence and earning nothing else than scars.
* hallucinations spread all across the globe, lack of a real, complete communication, since bad criticism isn't tolerated nowadays.
* love and admiration for a diving and rebellious girl.
In particular I found the sentence 'She's a rebel just because of the way she dares to be unique' splendid.
* somebody who is observed by someone else crazy and paranoid.
* an outsider by nature and choice mocked by stupid mainstream people, who he couldn't care less about, a rock 'n' roll freak, and a dreamer at the same time (another awesome lyric).
* a telltale girl who told her mom about her sister's relationship with a cheerleader.
* insanity blurring the devil so that he seems an angel.
* lonely bored folkswaiting for a call from a lady.
* Virgin Mary who is a ghostly and devilish creature to the eyes of an atheist.


   

Engineering and quality sound
   
Recorded at the East Sound Studios and mastered at the Virtalhade studios, the songs appear to have a slightly dirty recording, while remaining on the melodic, controlled side.
Although the recording isn't bad at all, I would have preferred punchier kick drums and more aggressive guitars. I'm aware that the band instead wanted a not overcompressed sound, and also that wanted the voice to be intelligible all the time, and I'm cool with that decision to be 'less Metal and more Rock'. Some of the best recorded instruments are the ones of the slightly distorted acoustic guitars, really divinely produced.

During the studio sessions much care was put on choosing the right track order, which finds me in agreement.
   

Track-by-track musical analysis
   


The opener immediately clarifies the new course of the Finns, with an unrestrained Honky Tonk piano, Rock 'n' Roll galore blended with a Punk guitar. "Doomsday Girls" is also accompanied by an official video portraying a girl who hangs around until she finds a victim to torment.

Police sirens and a megaphone announcement kick off "Riot Zone". Here things get heavier and the vocals turn more drunken before the refrain which recurs to an old Punk feeling. It's then time for a New York Dolls-inspired riff, a Pop Punk break, and finally a vaguely Ska fragment. And when the refrain returns there's the last opportunity for some healthy slam dancing before the sirens and some indistinct vocals close the composition.

"Clash in the Night" begins with a lightly distorted guitar in the vein of the more melodic Green Day, and afterwards the rhythmic section pops in with all its power, along with the guitar and a keyboard line in the background.
This piece is a bit melancholic, a tad longer than the average of the others here included. Noteworthy is the passionate, melodious guitar solo with a classy tail, as well as the catchy conclusion of this third track.

Another number matched by a lyric official video in which Plastic Tears appear playing in studio or in company with some Finnish beauties, "Look of Lies" lies between Rock and Punk like only a nursery rhyme could, one of those easy to learn. The second guitar, acoustic, points out the feelings evoked by the track, whilst the pleasant and brief guitar solo stands out thanks to its crescendo.
One of the highlights of the album hands down.

Refined and gifted with hints of Rockabilly and Jazz, "Hallucinations" is a mid-tempo song ruled by bass, displaying finger clicks, stops 'n' go, sighs and moans, as well as delicate vocals, as if we were listening to a sophisticated version of the latest Iggy Pop in the refrain. The guitar solo reveals itself to be top-notch thanks to both its simple effectiveness and its ability in separating the notes so that they can crystallize in our minds. What an amazing tune full of groove, rendered a masterpiece by the precious and accurate drumwork and all the refined vocal nuances delivered!

"Divine" is one of those lively-rhythmed compositions that reminds me of Alleycat Scratch's and early Wednesday 13's style right away, but there's again something that brings back Green Day to our memory in the guitars and the vocals when they are not nasal and the pronunciation not excessively lisp. Great conclusion with a pair of tom-tom whips and a reverberated guitar stroke.

For those who thought that Melodic Punk could also be stalwart were an oxymoron, here comes "Radar Eyes" to prove them wrong. The arrangements deliver a perfect refrain you have no choice but to adore it, a varied, coloured and incisive axe solo; still, I'm aware some people will probably appreciate more the precise teamwork of guitar, keyboards and backing vocals during the piece till the final whisper.

The main riff, one of the key ingredients that is the master of "Restless Outsider", deserves to be mentioned along with the refrain, fit to be sung alone or live. There's also space for a fill on the tom-toms before the guitarist engages in a speedy solo.

What can be found in "Nobody Likes A Crybaby" is Glam Rock with robust drumming at the beginning and before the finale, an involving refrain enriched by stimulating piano notes that give us the idea of taking part in a big party. The first guitar solo is easy-listening, the second is more rocking and more interesting. The break in the last instants grows giving the impression that more and more people are coming to the pool and you're being invited to drink and dance, too!

Demonic voices ensued by a gun cocking and then a shot initiate "Candlelight Hate Affair", decidedly my fave song. Dreaming, hypnotic, atmospherical, utilizing some reverberated guitars, full of heartfelt vocals that show Miqu's skills like nowhere else on this album. Sometimes they sound close to the latest Green Day, especially in the verses, while on other occasions they appear rather vampirical or Murderdollsesque (due to the effect applied), and during the refrain they make us think of some records from Dogs D'Amour and Michael Monroe that we haven't played for a long while.

"Communication" is the third song blessed by the enhancement guaranteed by an official video, where the 5 guys play live, have fun on tour or are dealing with different sorts of communication media. Frantic, intense Punk under 2 minutes of length backed by a memorable refrain and furious drumming in the closure. This is a track that was originally demoed in '98 and you can understand from the very first seconds that it's clearly different than the others.

The minstrels of sad Punk finish the full-length with "Imaginary Virgin Mary", a composition where the vocals are multiform. At a certain point you'll also find a break with keyboards and whispered vocals preceding the comeback of the refrain, this time more aggressive, closed by piano lines played as separate as possible in time in order to stress out the approaching of the impending end.

   






   

Value
   


Although my CD copy is signed, the biggest value lies in the fact that it's the nth witness of a well-established Scandinavian high quality Rock 'n' Roll tradition that encompasses several subgenres. That's why I'll def look for older stuff from the Helsinki quintet.

   

Available versions
   
I believe there's only a CD and a digital version for this full-length and no vinyl version is available as far as I know.
   

Conclusion
   
This fourth album, a little heavier than its predecessor, starts growing at the 3rd listen and then there's a constant urge to replay it. It's a great distribution of joy in a Rock 'n' Roll heaven for fans of Quireboys, Dogs D'Amour, 69 Eyes, Alice Cooper, My Chemical Romance, Smack and a bunch of other similar bands.
"Anthems for Misfits" sucks you in, never letting you go for its hooks- and refrains-laden duration. This isn't the sort of album where you could pick out a single track and call it the best, as every sing competes for that and everyday the top of the list would change. Oh no, my rocker friends: every track of the 12 here included could've been a single with full dignity.
   


   

MARKUS GANZHERRLICH - April 12, 2023
   























Tracklist:

1. Doomsday Girls
2. Riot Zone
3. Clash in the Night
4. Look of Lies
5. Hallucinations
6. Divine
7. Radar Eyes
8. Restless Outsider
9. Nobody Likes A Crybaby
10. Candlelight Hate Affair
11. Communication
12. Imaginary Virgin Mary








Discography:

-Devil's Little Angels from Mars (cassette EP - 1992)
-Velvet Flame (CD single - 1994)
-Stranded in Rock 'n' Roll (full-length - 1999)
-Nine Lives Never Dies (full-length - 2009)
-Rhythm Rider (CD EP - 2016)
-Iris Kick (single - 2017)
-Secret Society (single - 2018)
-Miss Stumbling Legs (single - 2018)
-Angels with Attitude (full-length - 2018)
-Look of Lies (single - 2019)
-Riot Zone (single - 2021)
-Anthems for Misfits (full-length - 2021)





Line-up on this album:

Miqu December - v., backing v. (ex-Dry Nancy, ex-Indian Giver, ex-Late Night Thrillers, The High Times)
Eco Xtasy - d.
Andy Whitewine - g., backing v. (also in Mary-Ann)
Edu Kettunen - b., backing v.
Juha Pietiläinen - g., backing v.

Additional musicians:
Ville Tolvamen - p. and k.
Sammy Altonen - backing v.










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E-mail: theplastictears@gmail.com
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